Gainfully Employed, Functionally Depressed Tee

This lightweight cotton tee carries a quietly witty message in clean serif type: "Gainfully Employed. Functionally Depressed." It reads like a private joke for people who balance adult responsibilities with dry humor. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and moves easily between errands, coffee runs, and low-key nights in. The retail crew neck and shaped side seams keep a neat silhouette you can layer under jackets or wear on its own. Thoughtful details — a tear-away label, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and responsibly made fabric — make it comfortable for everyday use while the subtle text invites knowing smiles from like-minded friends.

Wear it when you want to acknowledge the grind without loud declarations. It sits right at home in the language of late-twenties and thirty-something urbanites, remote workers, and anyone who laughs at the messiness of modern adulting. The shirt’s composed typography and single-line front print read as wry and honest, ready for casual meetups, low-key gatherings, or solo coffee-shop afternoons.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable everyday comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams and ribbed collar for a neat, stable silhouette
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape and high-quality construction for reduced irritation and lasting shape
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods depending on fulfillment partner for crisp, vibrant text
- Made with REACH-certified materials; ethically produced by Bella+Canvas with fair-labor certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean